....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

I only like sports that Bond villains played.

I have a beard. Just not on my face...

I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying...

This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people are uncomfortable with that. I understand that. It was very uncomfortable to write some of it