The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they're feeling lost. But if they hadn't shelved it, maybe they wouldn't have gotten lost.

I'm convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because it’s the only reality I choose to accept.

True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.