Do you feel like you've been through a meat grinder or just tumbled around in a cement mixer?

Nothing woke up a man as quickly in the morning as a scorpion in his pants.

Now how am I supposed to kiss you?" He put himself out there. If she smacked him down, so be it.Instead, the corner of her mouth turned up. "I can be kissed in other places.

Expect the best, prepare for the worst. Right?""As long as a person doesn't spend all their time preparing for the worst and miss when they stumble across the best.

I'm through running.""What if I want to chase you around the house naked?""Maybe.""With handcuffs.""Definitely.""And if I want you to wear your Calamity Jane outfit?

Notice the way the dirt feels under your feet, how great the air smells, how beautiful the trees are, how calm and majestic.” He snorted, and she could tell he was fighting not to roll his eyes as he asked, “Calm as opposed to what? All the other trees that run around like headless chickens?

You can’t just walk up to a stand of unsuspecting oaks and start touching. They’d think you’re getting fresh with them.