106 Quotes About Cop

If you want to kill someone and get away with it, become a cop.

I always thought 'love at first sight' was silly and incredibly irresponsible. Then, you came along and you flipped it on me. I understand it now. I do! ~Sheriff Derrick Decker

Do you feel like you've been through a meat grinder or just tumbled around in a cement mixer?

I'm concerned about the woman you're holding prisoner in there," Beckett said. "Knock three times if you're being held against your will." Phoebe gasped and answered, "I'm fine, too." "Good." Beckett said with a chuckle. "I was afraid I'd have to call the cops on my cop brother.

If you think the average law-abiding citizen feels strange finding himself in a cell, imagine how a cop feels. It’s not natural. It’s like a dog being peed on by a lamppost.

Careful old-timer, your age is showing.”“Hey, I’m only thirty-two. I’m in my prime, woman!”She harrumphed. “Well, I’m a mere twenty-five and you’re way too old for me.”Jay’s eyes smoldered as he whispered, “My experience is your gain.

You either become a cop or a serial killer.

Expect the best, prepare for the worst. Right?""As long as a person doesn't spend all their time preparing for the worst and miss when they stumble across the best.

When placing an emergency call, it is important to remember that a corrupt or incompetent cop may be on their way to you.