My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it

You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.

Is there anything else you want to share?" "Anything you think of I should be aware of?""No" I shook my head in thought " Not especially. Unless you count the fact that I'm going to take over the world.""The whole thing?""Well,i'm going to try to take over the world.""And you feel you're prepared for world domination?"I lifted a noncommittal shoulder "I'm taking a business class

And who came up with the animals for these euphemisms, anyway? Why bat shit? Why not cow shit or grasshopper shit? And why don't we give a rat's ass as opposed to a hamster's ass?

The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.”I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.

Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF":“Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy” “Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.”“But FOR THE LOVE OF marinara, I typed, don’t shoot anyone.

I called my friend Pari on the way home. "I need you to do my apt.""I'm not that attracted to your apt.""I think I'm being bugged.""Like I am? Right now?

suddenly I’m that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I’ll be boiling rabbits.