Under Florida's "stand your ground" law, it is legal to shoot anybody for any reason as long as you are standing on the ground.

Natives of the Florida Keys often refer to themselves as Conchs, and for good reason: They have been drinking.

In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up.

I've been checking with people back in South Florida to see if Hurricane Dennis is going to whack my house, and the consensus of the experts seems to be: No, it will not, unless it does, in which case, yes. So I'm feeling really calm over here in London.