Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.