I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.

It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)

I’ve always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don’t mind. Russell Brand has one, too.

My dick’s wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse.

He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself.

I, a half naked German, was about to be discovered by her cruel Viking dad in his own bedroom, having smudged his daughter just hours ago. Full of gratitude I contemplated that I would at least not die a virgin.

We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements.

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.