Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies.

I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.