Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that's how we got George W. Bush.

Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You better not be over here chewing gum.

Theres not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesnt enjoy a tasty beverage.

The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.