4 Quotes by David Letterman about country

  • Author David Letterman
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    Kim Jong Un shaved his eyebrows and got his hair sticking right up. How would you like the leader of your country looking like Lady Gaga? Even Dennis Rodman told him he looks weird.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    Because Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    The reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    It's interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated, who better to turn to than the guy who invaded the wrong country and started a depression.

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