The general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.

Mitt Romney said he's not concerned about the very poor. What he means is people making less than a million.

I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me.

Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.