4 Quotes by David Letterman about names

  • Author David Letterman
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    Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

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    John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either.

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    Yesterday, the Senate voted to approve President Clinton's decision to send troops to Bosnia. And they voted to change the name of that mission to "Operation Forget About Whitewater".

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