5 Quotes by David Letterman about trying


  • Author David Letterman
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    President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    Here's some news from Afghanistan. We're sending more troops to seal up the borders. Can we try that here? Three months, 12,000 pounds of bombs and billions and billions of dollars and the highest ranking enemy we've captured so far is an American.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    Hillary's trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit.

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