President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential hopeful, boxed former heavyweight champion of the world Evander Holyfield for charity. It was a horrible moment when Romney bit off Holyfield's other ear.

Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul.