Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers.

According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'

They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the indigent, and the white with the Caucasian.

In pop culture news, Lady Gaga got married. And yes, she was wearing white meat.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.