7 Quotes by David Letterman about wife

  • Author David Letterman
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    Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

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  • Author David Letterman
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    What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates Americans for their "excessive" lifestyle.

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    Osama bin Laden... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.

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    Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.

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    Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.

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    President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

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  • Author David Letterman
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    John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.

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