8 Quotes by Dean Koontz about humor
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In a book, even the real bastards can't hurt you. And you can never loose a friend you make in a book. When you get to a sad part, no one's there to see you cry. Or wonder why you don't cry when you should.
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Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know.
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It's only life. We all get through it.
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What really holds their marriage together are mutual respect of an awesome depth, a shared sense of humor, faith that they were brought together by a force greater than themselves, and a love so unwavering and pure that it is sacred.
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I possess everyone who sleeps in the motor court, roam their memories, and embed recurrent nightmares that will destroy their sleep for weeks after I’ve departed them.”“I’d prefer a free continental breakfast.
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He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that.
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Talking about a problem sometimes makes it worse.
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...like a scene from the swamps of Louisiana or the mind of Poe on opium.
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