Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is something I would buy and want to have as a nickname. 'Are you Cinnamon Buns?' 'You bet your sweet ass I am.'

I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number.

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.