7 Quotes by Demetri Martin about kids

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    When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.

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    When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

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    The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers...

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    Laborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.

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    I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

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    Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.

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