39 Quotes by Demetri Martin about thinking
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I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you can show up and just say the jokes.
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I think they named the orange before the carrot.
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I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.
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The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just balloons.
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I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.
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I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
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The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
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I got myself a really nice nib pen, with like 15 kinds of India Ink, and tons of different nibs; I think I was just procrastinating, like, once I have the right nib, the book is just going to jump right out of my fingertips... but then it just ended up looking like the shitty drawings that I usually do.
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I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart's so funny... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things.
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