39 Quotes by Demetri Martin about thinking



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    It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.

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    I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.

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    I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out.

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    I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

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    The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.

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    I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

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