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I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!
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The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.
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Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
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It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,
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I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
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I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.
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Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."
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Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.
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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
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