Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.

I rant, therefore I am

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.

Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.