all life's some kind of fucked up circus. we're always tricked into doing stuff... for love, or money, or family, country, religion, maybe "fun" and validation… Friends? and I decided that the less I do, the better I'm doing. Why? Because if you think hard enough, you can probably figure out that all those are some kind of bullshit. But I try not to think too much either anymore.

People who are not physically or financially attractive tend to apply themselves academically more than those who actually get great sex.

I stopped slut-shaming a long time ago, so don't give me shit for living with my mother. It's basically the same thing if you think about it. If you can't grow the fuck up, don't expect me to do a helluva lot of work either.

I felt sad for a parakeet the other day. He sings so much. Probably just wants a girlfriend.

with us you are not just a number. but if you really want to work here, you better know how to count

the more you know the less you want to do