People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

Your sins are what make you fantastic. It's what makes you alive. You should wear your sins on your sleeve. You should be trying to top your sins on a daily basis.

Did you ever try to sleep sober?