A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

The more wealth a man has, the louder his children talk.

A man has a right to think lots of things he has no right to say.

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.

Good manners do more for a man that good looks.