At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

Somehow, everyone hates to see an unusually pretty girl get married. It is like taking a bite out of a very fine-looking peach.

Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse him for his impudence.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.