No man has all the wisdom in the world; everyone has some.

When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.

No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.

When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.