6 Quotes by Elizabeth Eulberg about humor


  • Author Elizabeth Eulberg
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    And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.

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  • Author Elizabeth Eulberg
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    3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies and bad hair days only.

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