8 Quotes by Emma Mills about funny


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    Are there any particular majors you're interested in?""Not really." Saying advanced breakfast with a minor in cable television would surely bring about some epic battle that Mrs. Wentworth's smile was doomed to lose.

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    What would a pie chart of your malicious to non-malicious thoughts look like? How big a piece of the pie is non-malicious?

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    I'm sorry. So sorry. Don't mean to interrupt. It's just...are you for fucking serious?

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    Look at those legs,” Noah says. “Look at that bone structure. Look at those eyes, you could get fucking lost in them.” “You need Google Maps to find your way out of my eyes,” Gideon says, executing an elaborate turn before catwalking back.

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    There's something soft in his expression that I don't know what to do with, so I take another drink and then say, 'There's also this wizard we really want to fight'.

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