I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.

I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.

I read that nine out of 10 women fantasize about having an unknown man leap through their bedroom window at night and make mad, passionate love to them. Who would think with those odds, I would now be facing 150 hours of community service.

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.