Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy the Church. America Hollywood.

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did.