A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting.

A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.

Formerly when a man worked ten hours a day, it was called economic slavery; nowadays it is called moonlighting.

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work.

Next time a man tells you talk is cheap, ask him if he knows how much a session of Congress costs.

A lazy man's wife is generally the power behind the drone.

You can tell a man's taste in literature by his judgment in knowing what not to read.

The man who avoids debt doesn't have to worry about avoiding his creditors.