All nuts sit on their butts - do you?

Yeah, I assure you I hear you perfectly. But my ears don't do so as deftly.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Please pardon me if I have somehow overlooked you. Normally I am rather conscientious about all jokes. I apologize if I have yet not gotten to you. I will, soon. So, please don't lose faith in me. Or my jokes.

Oh yeah, I love jokes. And oh! I love you. ~_~

Religious nuts of the world, unite! I too will fly my kite. Let us set up a meet between your imaginary pal in the sky with my friend up there nowhere, Mr. NOT. We will let them slug it out. Whoever survives, will be our GOD! Long live the brotherhood of the nuts and naught!