I've created a monster, haven't I?" said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously."I think that, technically, I was already a monster," the dragon replied. "Now I am a monster with social networking skills. Or I would be, if I had a Twitter account. And possibly a Facebook. Do I want a Facebook? Is it a book of faces? Is it the same as MySpace? Which of course begs the question: what is MySpace?

There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the way, please don't get flirty because I'm not really in the vagina business' bit over and done with

Nobody's straight," said Cedric, rolling his eyes. "They are just confused. And too sober.

I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.