37 Quotes About Double-entendre

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

With a low sound, he moved against her so that her backside was flush with his hips and she could feel every inch of him through his boxers.There were a lot of inches.

You heard Alanna. Someone’s got to be on you at all times.” His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

If someone says to you, “you’re a sight for sore eyes”—make sure it’s a compliment.

I hope you nail the bastard.”So does he.

I cleared my throat and tried to sound casual, like this was no big deal. “I don’t even get cheesy seduction music?” Jack shook his head. “I usually do this a cappella.” “You mean unaccompanied?” “No, I haven’t done this unaccompanied since I was fourteen.”-Ella & Jack

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.