99 Quotes About Haha

What's the plan for today?" I asked him. "Same thing we do every day. Try and take over the world." I stared at him for a second. "Was that a 'Pinky and the Brain' reference?" "Sure was." "I'm the Brain." He laughed and took another sip of coffee. "I wouldn't have it any other way." I nodded triumphantly and nibbled at my bagel. -Lacey & Camden

She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby.

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!

I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?

The doorbell rang, making me and Roland jump. Nikolas opened the door to admit Chris whose good-natured smile did not falter even when he saw our grim faces. Then he saw Remy. I didn’t think I had ever seen someone’s eyes go that round before. Roland shoved a glass of Nate’s whiskey into Chris’s hand while Nikolas brought him up to speed on all he had missed.

Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me > omg > boner.

I didn't choose you or him, I chose me

They say home is where the heart is, although in my case, the location of the fridge is also important.

Oh, god…” I whimper. “I haven’t done anything yet, baby,” Colton growls. “I know,” I pant. “I was just saying your name.