Real quick, African Booty Scratcher is probably the most specific and regional insult ever. As if Europeans, Americans, and Asians don’t scratch their booties. Booties itch no matter where you come from! Logistically, that insult just doesn’t work.

Your baby is the worst and you know it.

Children are assholes and they ruin everything.

Fuck Twitter yo. I hate Twitter. I love Twitter. I need it to get through a day, but it is also systematically messing with my health and sanity.