113 Quotes by Gabourey Sidibe

Real quick, African Booty Scratcher is probably the most specific and regional insult ever. As if Europeans, Americans, and Asians don’t scratch their booties. Booties itch no matter where you come from! Logistically, that insult just doesn’t work.

Your baby is the worst and you know it.

Children are assholes and they ruin everything.

Fuck Twitter yo. I hate Twitter. I love Twitter. I need it to get through a day, but it is also systematically messing with my health and sanity.

My beef is with feeling forced to have a sense of humor about what I look like. Well, I don’t fucking feel like it.

But at the time I thought that if I could just get the world to see me the way I saw myself then my body wouldn't be the thing you walked away thinking about. I wouldn't be that fat girl.

One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl.

I learned to love myself, because I sleep with myself every night and I wake up with myself every morning, and if I don't like myself, there's no reason to even live the life.

I certainly used to wish that I was skinny, lighter-skinned, with long, pretty hair. But only because I used to get made fun of for being the absolute opposite. I didn't see all of that stuff as the American Dream. I just wanted to look normal. Now that I'm older, I really do feel like I am a beautiful girl.