Whoever thought gelatin-based gummy candies could be so incredibly erotic?

I consider myself to be pretty normal, in an insane kind of way...

I have a knack for finding humor in all sorts of things, no matter how grim. My sense of humor is wry and a bit on the warped side. (Well, more than a bit, depending on whom you ask.)

Dark humor and sarcasm always seem to find their way into my writing, which isn’t surprising, given that I live and breathe dark humor, and sarcasm is one of the languages in which I’m fluent.

I wouldn’t touch a one-eyed teratoma like you with a ten-foot totem pole.

I love a good cranial explosion just as much as the next girl.