It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.

Don't write about what you don't know even if you don't know it.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop