I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills

Go, and never darken my towels again

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

Hello, I must be going.

You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing