I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.

A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?