I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.