A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood

But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs