Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge

How would you like to feel the way she looks

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you