I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

I hope they bury me near a strait man

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip