You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells.

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.

That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.

That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He braked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.

Don’t make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.

Her head titled to the side and her eyebrows crept up her face. It was her uh-durrr face, she was just too kind to actually say it to me.

What'd you think would happen when you died? That the prophecy would just be over and we'd all be like, oops, guess we got that one wrong?