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We’re having a sleepover. We’re going to do this all night, and I’m going to cuddle you like a motherfucker after finishing sexing every last orgasm out of you.
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Buck is a mammoth, like a yeti. A huge perverted, hairy whore of a yeti. According to the sportscasters, Buck's an excellent hockey player. I'd agree, based on his yearly salary alone. No one gets much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes.
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Run, beige ladies! You're free! Run while you can!
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My dad's name is Dick Head? - Violet
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My dad's name is Dick Head?" - Violet
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What kind of person, other than a dickhead, goes by the name Dick Head? My f*cking father, that's who.
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